johnnyjoestarrelatable:

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

crows-curios:

l0nelyz0mbie:

My last brain cell is heart shaped

Im might be a fool but oh dang am i full of love!

twinkaws:

imagine not thinking that awsten constantine knight is one of the prettiest boys in the world

tittiesmattel:

if we’re mutuals, and I don’t care whether we’ve been mutuals for twelve (12) minutes or three (3) years, you can send me a message any time about any thing. family life is shit? bitch, tell me about it and even if I can’t help, I can listen. struggling with mental illness and feel like you can’t talk to anyone? talk to me. literally. you always can. saw a cute cat? SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY

writing-prompt-s:

Ghosts are haunting your house, but because you’ve read and watched Ghost novels and movies every “spooky” thing they attempt just comes off as a minor inconvenience.

enigmaticpink:

polyglotplatypus:

barduils:

hiccup: i want to kill dragons

stoick: no

hiccup, one (1) day later, after encountering toothless in the woods: due to personal reasons i don’t want to kill dragons

stoick: great news, son! i changed my mind. you get to kill dragons.